Rap Battle of the Deviants! *the script*

Disclaimer: This is a Epic Rap Battle parody. I do not have anything against these two deviants. So please don't flame this. I don't want anyone deeming this offensive. 



Announcer *me*: EPIC RAP BATTLES UNIVERSAL! EPISODE 3!!!

TODAY WE'RE HAVING A DEVIANT-ARTIST SHOWDOWN!


It's,








WHO'S THE QUEEN OF DEVIANTART!?

B-B-B-BEGGGIIN!!!

:Let me just make this quick, I got shit to do, I’d rather be drawing right now, than do this crap with you.  Look, I ain’t smartest, and I ain’t heartless, but everyone knows I’m the real deviant artist.  You ship yourself with a robot, wouldn’t surprise me if you’re in love with Robocop. Or perhaps the Terminator, I guess that’s your TASTE, your pictures are a complete waste, your obviously more than human, what’s your race?

 

 : That was a cold flow, nah not really. You think you best me? That’s simply silly.  Half your watchers should go to your boyfriend.  You think I’m mad, but I’m simply enjoying-your stupidity!  You talk shit about me, whatever happened humanity’s sense of decency?  You draw Minnie and Mickey getting it on, losing that virginity!  Appealing to a horny fat loser, you do THAT terrifically!  Pirates vs Privates? Not even a thriller. Count Mickey Dragul? Less than a chiller. You drew a pic of the Count hitting on the Van Helsing? Talk about a total boner killer!

 

: Ha! Listen here, kid.  You inhale Golden Fred’s dong, so shut your lid!  Compare me to you, I’m like the Matrix Neo! While you sit in your room and cut yourself, just face it, you’re an emo! You’re annoying as a mosquito! Go back to ALL your boyfriends, and get drunk at the casino!  One of your so called boyfriends look like a unisex, at least, that’s what YOU drew. After through with you, I’ll do a little victory dance called the sham-WOO HOO! You should have stayed with your old look dude! Even Zenox looks better than you! You’re an underling and I’m an ace, so go and get the hell up out of my face! Your fan base makes everyone wanna curl! I’m getting the fuck out of here, before you make me “That girl”.

 

 :True, my fan base can get a bit hasty at times, but unlike you at least they know what makes some good rhymes!  You spend most of your time on r34, I could spent that time better!  I wouldn’t be surprised if you became a beggar! Biting on Zenox’s white cheddar! My flow hits so hard you can call me a wrecker! See I’m the artist, that give the people what they love, a talented being, got the gift from above.  Got all the fans, love, compassion, and Zenox considers me as another “distraction”.



OH SHHHIT!!! BOTH WERE SPITTIN FIRE! WHO WON!? WHO'S NEXT!?!? YOU DECIDE!!! EPIC RAP BATTLES UNIVERSAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!